February 2012
120 posts
“That’s who you really like. The people you can think out loud in front of.”
– John Green (via nervouslaugh)
“No, you can’t deny women their basic rights and pretend it’s about your...”
– President Barack Obama
(via bronx-beat)
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation.
Woman: It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
On Being Vegetarian.
Last Valentine’s Day marked one year of my being a lacto-ovo-vegetarian. Before that, I was pescetarian for four years. My anniversary is on Valentine’s Day because 5 years ago, I was single on that day and really didn’t have anything better to do. Basically.
People always ask me why I did it, and while there are a number of reasons why people go vegetarian, I wanted to do it...
d-luffy:
xvxavier:
If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.
this this this. boy, do i hate the...
When your bestfriend comes crying to you saying...
missnem:
http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/
Yes, yes. That is I.
^^Hahahaha, yuuuup! She sho is.
Replacements for 'Cool Story, Bro' →
10knotes:
Fascinating discourse, chum
Riveting fable, comrade
Intriguing anecdote, brethren
Perpetuating argument, colleague
Sweet saga, yo
Waste of time, jerk
Spellbinding reiteration there, my chummy
Phantasmagorical novelization, oh great one
Interesting intellect, imbecile
Trepidating bore, fetus
Ballin’ gossip, dawg
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Can't decide.
I was filling it out the survey for the psychology commencement, and I couldn’t decide what name to put on the program. I guess it’s really not a big deal in the grand scheme of things, but I just can’t pick one.
Rachelle Martinez
Rachelle Ann Martinez
Rachelle Ann G. Martinez
Rachelle Ann Garcia Martinez
WHICH ONE?!?
“Sex-negative messages don’t keep people from having sex. They keep people from...”
– Sex-Negative Education and the Spectre of Rape « Sex Positive Activism (via anorable)
10 Reasons Running Doesn't Suck as Much as You... →
mind-against-body:
10 REASONS RUNNING DOESN’T SUCK AS MUCH AS YOU THINK
By Susan Lacke
1)Most races and fun runs are full of hot bodies in very little clothing. Let me repeat that: HOT PEOPLE. WEARING PRACTICALLY NOTHING. Wear sunglasses, and ogle with reckless abandon.
2)You can lose weight by drinking nothing but hot water with lemon. Or you can run for an hour, treat yourself to a cookie...
“Women need real moments of solitude and self-reflection to balance out how much...”
– (via lifeasadaydream)
